Don’t Touch Porcelain
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不要乱碰瓷
Original Chinese Title
Also known as: Bùyào luàn pèng cí, 不要乱碰瓷
By hong ci bei, 红刺北
Completed chinese Web Novel
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Ye Su transmigrated into the novels of fairy tales, went to the countryside to follow the customs, and worked hard to cultivate immortality. In her spare time, she watched the male and female protagonists falling in love, separate and reunite.
She had a good life, and she still had to watch dog-blood idol dramas. Never expected that there would be a little snake in the demon world pretending to be a human being, and come to Qianji Sect to be a disciple, but this little snake’s skills are not good enough, full of monster aura, and the snake’s tail often pops out inadvertently.
As a person who loves peace and is equal in the three realms, in order to prevent this little snake from being beheaded by master, Ye Su has to help him cover up his evil spirit and block the snake’s tail from time to time.
Ye Su: I feel tired.
When the big demon snuck into Qianji sect when he was wandering, he often deliberately exposed himself as a demon and wanted to take the opportunity to make trouble, but there was an inexplicable person in Qianji sect.
The other Qianji sect didn’t notice the evil spirit at all.
You Fushi didn’t do anything, just showed his real body, scaring the group of upright people to death, only to show a snake’s tail, that person wrapped himself in his robe, and even touched his tail under his robe! Sure enough, the people of Qianji sect are a group of sanctimonious old-fashioned critics, even snakes are not spared! ! !
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Review Notes
## My Thoughts on Don’t Touch Porcelain
"Don't Touch Porcelain" was quite a ride, and I found myself thoroughly entertained, despite a few minor hiccups along the way. This xianxia novel blends action, adventure, comedy, martial arts, and romance into a captivating story that kept me hitting "next chapter" more often than I probably should have.
### First Impressions
The premise immediately grabbed my attention. The idea of a female lead transmigrating into a novel she read on a coworker's recommendation is hilarious and sets a lighthearted tone early on. It definitely piqued my curiosity and made me eager to dive in.
### What Works Well
The strength of this novel lies in its characters and world-building, even if that world-building is a little vague. I particularly enjoyed the "big sister" dynamic of the FL, Ye Su. She's an OP character, but her strength is justified, and she genuinely cares for those around her. The relationships between the characters, especially within the sect, felt genuine and supportive. I also appreciated that the male lead, while sometimes acting childish, ultimately proves to be strong and dependable when it matters most. The author does a good job of creating a FL that you want to root for.
### Areas of Concern
While the overall story is enjoyable, the ending does feel rushed. The cultivation speed is also incredibly fast. I also wished for a bit more romance. The romantic development felt subtle, with only hints of deeper connection until the very end.
### ⚠️ Spoiler Warning
Okay, let's dive into some spoiler-y territory. The original ML and FL are painted as pretty terrible people. The original ML is an arrogant narcissist, and the original FL is jealous and narrow-minded. Some readers might find the rushed ending unsatisfying, especially regarding the resolution of certain plot threads, like the Soundless Sect's patriarch's disappearance or the identity of the individual who tampered with the MC's ascension.
### Final Verdict
Despite its flaws, "Don’t Touch Porcelain" is a fun and engaging read. If you're looking for a lighthearted cultivation story with a strong female lead and don't mind a slightly rushed ending, I'd recommend giving it a try. Just be prepared for a bit of a slow-burn romance and a world that, while imaginative, could benefit from a bit more depth.