I Can’t Be This Protagonist

Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life. There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist. Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel. Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs. s*um Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental ab*se aplenty s*um Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight s*um Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play s*um Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough s*um Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba

Original Publisher

jjwxc

Original Language

chinese

Type

Web Novel

## My Thoughts on I Can’t Be This Protagonist "I Can't Be This Protagonist" is a wild ride, a darkly comedic, and surprisingly thought-provoking take on the quick transmigration genre. It's definitely not for the faint of heart, but if you're looking for a protagonist who's unapologetically ruthless and a story that subverts expectations, this might be your next obsession. ### First Impressions Going in, I was immediately intrigued by the premise. A seasoned transmigrator, Yan Shuang, just wants to complete his final mission and retire on his own private planet, growing fruit trees, and he couldn't care less about the messy world he's been dropped into. The initial chapters hooked me with the promise of a protagonist who isn't a pushover, a refreshing change from the often-sympathetic leads in similar stories. ### What Works Well The biggest strength of this novel is Yan Shuang himself. He’s cunning, charismatic, and completely dedicated to his goal of retirement. I loved how he manipulated the "scum gongs," turning their own toxic behaviors against them. The story is a masterclass in psychological warfare, as Yan Shuang expertly plays each love interest, exploiting their desires and insecurities. It's incredibly satisfying to watch him dismantle their expectations and leave them reeling. I also appreciated the humor sprinkled throughout, which provided a welcome contrast to the darker themes. The author really nails the "wife-chasing crematorium" trope, delivering angst and regret in spades. ### Areas of Concern While I thoroughly enjoyed the novel, I can see why some readers might be put off. The ruthless nature of the MC and the lack of a traditional romantic pairing might not appeal to everyone. Some found the ending abrupt, wishing for more detailed epilogues for each of the love interests. I can understand this desire for closure, but I also think the ending perfectly aligns with Yan Shuang's character and priorities. It’s a testament to his unwavering commitment to his own desires. ### ⚠️ Spoiler Warning *Proceed with caution, spoilers ahead!* A major point of contention is the fact that Yan Shuang doesn't end up with any of the love interests. He prioritizes his retirement and personal happiness above all else, leaving the "scum gongs" to grapple with the consequences of their actions. This is a deliberate choice by the author, and it's one that sparked a lot of debate among readers. ### Final Verdict "I Can't Be This Protagonist" is a unique and compelling novel that challenges the conventions of the genre. While it may not be for everyone, I found it to be a refreshing and satisfying read. Yan Shuang is a captivating protagonist, and the story is full of twists and turns that kept me engaged until the very end. If you're looking for a novel with a strong, independent lead and a healthy dose of karmic justice, I highly recommend giving this one a try.